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The author of the book: Elias Zapple
Language: English
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Date of issue: November 23rd 2014
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FROM THE AUTHOR THAT BROUGHT YOU ELIAS ZAPPLE'S RHYMES FROM THE CABBAGE PATCH...
ELIAS ZAPPLE'S BOOK OF SLUGS
Meet my heroic slugs: Steve the Slug, General Fairfax the Slug, Gino the Slug, Akira the Ninja Slug, Selina the Slug and many, many more. They’re my best friends, my loyal servants, my fearless soldiers and my only source of protein. Slugs are useful, skilful, colourful and edible and will cover you in sticky slime if you offend my moustache, Mr Snazzy!

Full of cool slug facts and utter Zappleness!

>>>>The ultimate book about my slugs! ELIAS ZAPPLE

MEET MY SLUGS
Get to know my slugs, me and learn some slug-tastic slug recipes!

FIND OUT WHY SLUGS ARE BETTER THAN SNAILS
Written in a heavy-hearted, humorous and Zapple way, you'll end up loving slugs so much that you'll want them to replace your pets.

ILLUSTRATIONS THROUGHOUT
Fun & humorous illustrations by Maru Salem

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Ebook Elias Zapple's Book of Slugs read Online! Elias Zapple was not born in 1922, as some would have you believe. His date of birth is not really relevant anyway. What is relevant is that he arose out of a tulip that was growing in some old granny's garden in Camberwell. How he got to be in a tulip is not really clear, nor is it clear how he got out of the tulip and years later wrote the smash hit musical, 'Love be a Stranger', which was an international flop.

After that success, he went on to work as a 19th century Victorian chimney sweep where he was then inspired to write the acclaimed series of books entitled 'Duke & Michel'. It is believed the fumes from the chimneys did so much damage to Elias that it was a miracle he ever ate a cupcake again.

Later, he time travelled back to the present and went on a series of trips to many foreign and distant lands. During these travels, Elias met and spoke to many interesting people, choosing to ignore all of them. He did, however, learn a couple of things. 1) The earth is flat and 2) You should never eat a banana when it's not ripe.

Many questions are often asked by his adoring public. Are you human? How many chimpanzees can fit inside a fridge? What is that thing growing on the side of your head? To which Mr Zapple has always smiled, turned away and swum off into the sunset, only once being bitten by an unfriendly shark.

Elias Zapple continues to work towards the unification of Korea and writing children's stories that parents will spend huge sums of money on. He wishes everybody to know that every penny made from the books will go straight into his bank account, which he will then spend on a lavish, new tent.


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